Celebrate two more weeks of summer with a bikey bargain or three

“It’s Friday night and I just got paid.” Or something. Except it’s not Friday night. And you might not have got paid yet.

But hey, let the celebratory treating of yourself begin now!

What have we got for you this week then? We have a cool ‘very Plus’ bike for kids (it’s not polite to say “fat”), a techno GPS watch for the Strava hunters out there and a bargain jacket that well, everyone will want really – it’s probably already sold out. Soz.


Calibre Ripple Kids’ Fat Bike – £349.99 – £249.00


The only good fat bike is a fat bike for kids. They’re the only ones who can get away from the shameless LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME nature that goes with a fully grown adult on a fat bike. We’re only joking (we’re not really).

Who wouldn’t have loved one of these bad bwoys when they were growing up? At 20″ x 2.5″ the tyres aren’t actually into the realm of fat anyhoo. This bike is much more like a Plus bike for kids and as such just may well be the most fun bike in the whole flippin’ world.

If you sign up to having a discount card (£5.00) you can pick up one of these radical rigs for £249.00!

Suunto Ambit 3 Vertical GPS and HRM watch – £365.00 – £219.00


From toys for kids to toys for grown ups. A couple of hundred quid for a watch is a chunk of money. Okay, so it’s better than nigh-on-four-hundred quid but it’s still a sizeable purchase. So you need to rationalise this purchase to yourself buy realising that you’re actually buying four gadgets in one.

It’s a watch. Obviously. It also does stopwatchy things as well. Woo!

It’s also a GPS. So you can stop using your phone and its inaccurate GPS and ropey battery life.

It’s also a heart rate monitor (chest strap included). So you can see just how much you’re at your max heart rate pretty much all the freaking time on a mountain bike.

It’s also an altimeter (and barometer) so you can check your altitude and do a bit of weather-forecasting while you’re at it.

You can pick up these four gadgets in this one handy watch-sized item for a paltry £219.00!

Salomon Start jacket – £75.00 – £17.99


Try not to get too excited. Sizes are selling out fast. It’s not a full-on winter waterproof. It’s a showerproof/windproof minimalist sort of outer layer.

If you’re quick – and the correct size – get in there ASAP for a mind-melding £17.99!

Even more dirty deals!

Oakley PRIZM Trail Racing Jacket glasses – £190.00£142.50

Castelli Diverso socks – £16.99£11.99

Park Tools Big Blue Book Of Bicycle Repair – £24.99£18.99

Cateye Sumo 2 Twin P7 LED High Power light – £299.99£149.99

Respro Kids Hi-Viz waistcoat – £14.99£11.99

POC Trabec helmet – £129.99£73.99

Birzman Tool Bag with Tools – £99.99£69.99

Saris Porter 2 Bike Car rack – £99.00£74.99

Altura Dispatch Messenger Bag – £54.99£24.99

Shimano M9020 XTR Trail SPD pedals – £129.99£89.99

KMC X101-93 11 speed chain – £28.99£17.99

Muc-Off Chain Doc chain cleaner – £23.00£14.99

Light and Motion Seca 1500 light system – £299.99£254.99

Crank Brothers Iodine 3 saddle – £84.99£25.50

Bontrager XR Mud Team Issue 29 TLR tyre – £39.99£27.99

High5 Zero Electrolyte drink tabs – £6.99£3.49

Gore Bike Wear Power Windstopper Softshell Zip-Off jersey – £169.99£85.00

Oakley Optimum Gore jacket – £200.00£100.00

Gore Bike Wear Element Gore-Tex Paclite waterproof shorts – £99.99£50.00

Northwave Hammer CX shoes – £149.99£57.99

Troy Lee Designs Ace shorts – £119.99£49.99

Marzocchi 350 CR forks 160mm 27.5 15mmQR – £569.99£349.99

Lyle & Scott Mens Perth 1-4 Zip Merino Top – £68.99£24.99

That’s all for this week’s Dirty Deals. More next week!