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    Oh aye that was it, that's the one I was thinking of!

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    OOPS she's still online.
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    Quote Originally Posted by xendistar View Post
    If I was not likely to bump into Tricks in a couple of day I would burst out laughing and extract the urine mercilessly, but as I am likely to meet her and have a great deal of respect for self preservation so I will shut up................................................ .......
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    He forgets to add it was accidental. We have a hob like a touch screen phone and my t-shirt turned the hob on!.......that's the story I'm sticking to anyway.
    Caution this b**ch bites!!!!

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    The hob aint that sensitive.
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    Quote Originally Posted by tricks View Post
    He forgets to add it was accidental. We have a hob like a touch screen phone and my t-shirt turned the hob on!.......that's the story I'm sticking to anyway.
    Several years ago I took a motorhome (along with several others) to the millennium stadium for a motorhome show. I parked the motorhome in its designated place and as was normal everybodies else jackets and jumpers etc. were dumped into one of the motorhome's and on this occasion it just happened to be the one I had been driving.

    I set about getting it ready for the show which included plugging the 240v mains in. Now this took a bit of time as the sockets we had to plug into were not live at the time. So I plugged it in anyway and went off to find the person to switch the mains on. After finding the guy and getting the sockets turned on I then took a long slow stroll back to the arena where I was met by pandemonium and black smoke coming from the motorhome I had been setting up.

    It turned out that the 240v electrics were switched on in the motorhome, and so was the cookers single electric hob ring and where everybody had dumped there jackets and jumpers in the motorhome somebody had left their jacket on the hob. So when the electricity was turned on the hob started warmed up and the jacket started to melt and produce lots of smoke. Apparently the stadium security were on the verge of calling the fire brigade which normally means lots of fire engines, ambulances and police as that is the normal procedure when the stadium shouts fire, they were no amused.
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    See I'm not the only one! Lol
    Caution this b**ch bites!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by xendistar View Post
    If I was not likely to bump into Tricks in a couple of day I would burst out laughing and extract the urine mercilessly, but as I am likely to meet her and have a great deal of respect for self preservation so I will shut up................................................ .......
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    Quote Originally Posted by tricks View Post
    He forgets to add it was accidental. We have a hob like a touch screen phone and my t-shirt turned the hob on!.......that's the story I'm sticking to anyway.
    What's the polite version of "load of old bollocks" cos I am not one to speak out and offend anyone


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    Leave the poor gal alone... she's not used to cooking food.... only opening up cans of Chump and feeding the.....

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