Got back from playing silly beggars & blatting round local woods to find 2 boxes waiting for me.
Following on from someone else's thread (insomniac I think it was) about their recent upgrades:
So the game is "What's In The Boxes?"
2 guesses each. Both were ordered from online bike shops.
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*disclaimer* - This is (probably) a joke and (possibly) not intended to cause offence.
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Box 1 - bolts of some sort probably shiny and coloured
Box 2 - yet another modem sent from suppler which is not asked for, very annoying for the postman
Lapierre Zesty 214 2011
Genesis Core 30 2010
New forks for the inbred and a new front wheel? (seized hub gouging etc) maybe a hope pro 2?
"Those who think they know it all but don't really annoy those of us who do"
Rides:
Cross country hack bike
DMR Reptoid SS Jump build
Nukeproof Mega - lightweight enduro/downhill ripper
My twitter @lordsamofslam
My bad. Should have said it's nothing to do with the forks or wheels for the inbred.
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*disclaimer* - This is (probably) a joke and (possibly) not intended to cause offence.
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Those otters you were waiting for?
Didn't you order a Reverb at some point? That was ages ago though.
Box 1 Bolts of the wrong size and colour
Box 2 Two starving Otters
MTB'ing As addictive as Cocaine And Twice as Expensive! Mace Just Makes Me Horny!
Red Hoodoo huge fun a great bike
White Ibis Mojo HD 140 completed but got to ill to do much with it
Count the otters as correct. It was a t-shirt I ordered from CRC on 20th December and had forgotten about so was a nice surprise.
The reverb has been on the mmmBop for a while. I bl00dy love it!
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*disclaimer* - This is (probably) a joke and (possibly) not intended to cause offence.
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Box 1 Copy of "ring of bright water" film about an otter & a spade, you might have to have seen the film to get that, my god it was made in 69! must have been repeated a bit later for me to remember that!
Some videos :-http://www.youtube.com/user/MTBLeague
Some Pictures:-http://www.flickr.com/photos/35302057@N02/
1st box contains a large bag of Crab's eyes, box 2, a signed photo of Christopher Biggins.
box 1; a large bag of finest organic chicken lips.
box 2; 3 individual left foot five tens, all different sizes and everyone too small for you.
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