IainGil
newbie
Reged: 13/06/2009
Posts: 46
Loc: Scotland
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Would like to say a big fcuk you to the thieving scrote who knicked my bike.
Hope you fall infront of a bus and squash you smacked up little head.
On a lighter note, I get to buy a new bike...yeah!
Love - buying new bike.
Hate - thieving cnuts.
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gorehound
Carpal \'Tunnel
Reged: 01/03/2008
Posts: 5145
Loc: Happy valley rest home.
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May the little scumbag scrote buy a bad fix and die a horrific painful death!
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Tango
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Reged: 16/09/2008
Posts: 3142
Loc: Preston Lancs
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May the little scumbag scrote buy a bad fix and die a horrific painful death!
ditto
no sympathy
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greeneye
Carpal \'Tunnel
Reged: 19/04/2008
Posts: 4413
Loc: occupation: unemployed!!
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im sure you were just an unfortunate victim of a drug addict forced to a life of crime to feed his relentless habbit, im sure as he grabbed your bike and rode it off down the street he was filled with mind crushing guilt at the thought of leaving you bike less.
im also so sure that when he spends the £50 he gets for your bike to buy his smack he will promise to himself that should he ever come into a load of cash he will post an appology letter along with £3000 through your letter box.
i hope this makes you feel a little better ian. if it does then dont read on.
i hope the fcucking selfish cu*t face tw4t contracts a slow painful death from the dirty needle he uses to inject the very drugs he buys with the money from the bike. 
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MTBLeague
Pooh-Bah
Reged: 23/05/2007
Posts: 1641
Loc: Moving again.
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Do these people ever get caught, just for a change it would be nice to hear the scumbag get his just deserts.
We should go back to the old days and have them in stocks outside your house for several weeks where you could dump the contents of your bin on them, allow all local dogs to use him as a lamppost, cats a scratching post, and the local birds treat it like the roof of your car.
Then you and the bobbies go around to his house and legally take to the value of your, bike any thing you want.
Then get tattooed thief-ing(scumbag) somewhere he can't hide with a cap, then go to jail for a while.
In the intervening time he will have had contracted the slow and painful disease, and will probably not be able to walk not let alone cycle once has got out.
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gorehound
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Reged: 01/03/2008
Posts: 5145
Loc: Happy valley rest home.
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^^ You forgot to horsewhip the little tw47.^^
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greeneye
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Reged: 19/04/2008
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Loc: occupation: unemployed!!
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Do these people ever get caught, just for a change it would be nice to hear the scumbag get his just deserts.
yeah they get caught but they really dont get there just deserts. they never will.
its a jaggered little pill to swallow but swallow we must.
a long story follows.
i was sitting in my sitting room when i saw a something flash past my passage window heading toward the garden, i sat and thought 'did i see that' suddenly it flashed again going the other way.
i was on the phone at the time but i lept off the couch towards the front door and on opening the door saw a tw4t riding off on my sons bike.
the phone was dropped and im my socks i began the chase.
i remember chasing him shouting ' YA BETTER FCUKING RIDE COS IM RIGHT BEHIND YOU AND IF I GET IM GUNA FCKUNG KILL YOU' unfortunatly i was running full tilt with the longest strides possible and ended up rolling over.
fortunatly i got back on my feet to witness the thief dump the bike and hop on the back of his mates moped 
it seems the cocks had actually organised the theft, the bmx was a nice bmx but really not worthy of an organised theft.
later on i was releaved i had not caught him cos at the time the red mist had fully descended and i would now be serving time.
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Chiz
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Reged: 27/03/2008
Posts: 918
Loc: Newcastle upon Tyne
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later on i was releaved i had not caught him cos at the time the red mist had fully descended and i would now be serving time.
I've already made the conscious decision that I am willing to accept punishment for my actions should I catch anyone thieving anything of mine.... My girlfriends not happy about it and always pulls out the line 'that's what we have insurance for' but that's not the point.
I have a variety of items capable of doing injury at differing ranges and after years of practice I'm a fcuking excellent shot. Unless they can run faster than 900 ft per second they're fcuked!!
Rant Over!!!
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MTBLeague
Pooh-Bah
Reged: 23/05/2007
Posts: 1641
Loc: Moving again.
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Well one hopefully is, this didn't happen to me but my Father-in-law, recently.
Even longer one follows.......
Delivering a letter in the high street one night, just got back into his car about to set off, scumbag got in the passenger seat and pulled a knife on him and asked to be driven to Glasgow, not specifying where exactly, but probably a scumbag estate, where all sorts of unimaginable thing could happen to an elderly gentleman.
Obviously he was not too happy about this, so his only option was to drive around the area slowly, and look for opportunities to end this situation without antagonising sumbag, he eventually decided to stop the next car that he saw.
Luckily this car was a police car, they had spotted him driving slowly and suspected somthing was up, both driver and scumbag bailed out in opposite directions, with the police in hot pursuit, knife had been dumped and never found, but scum caught. His face was in a mug shot book, so known to police, Going to court. More than the stocks for him, pity they never got the weapon, it may have been a longer visit inside.
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greeneye
Carpal \'Tunnel
Reged: 19/04/2008
Posts: 4413
Loc: occupation: unemployed!!
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later on i was releaved i had not caught him cos at the time the red mist had fully descended and i would now be serving time.
I have a variety of items capable of doing injury at differing ranges and after years of practice I'm a fcuking excellent shot. Unless they can run faster than 900 ft per second they're fcuked!!
Rant Over!!!
ROTFPMSL 
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greeneye
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Reged: 19/04/2008
Posts: 4413
Loc: occupation: unemployed!!
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MTBleague, that must have been the scariest thing imaginable for your father in law, something he might never get over.
i hope the scumbag gets gang raped every night in prison.
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stevewiz
old hand
Reged: 20/05/2008
Posts: 970
Loc: St Albans, Herts
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Do these people ever get caught, just for a change it would be nice to hear the scumbag get his just deserts.
Yes. My old bike was stolen under the nose of an off-duty copper who had just finished a shift. The idiot was cutting the lock only 50 yards from the front entrance of Snow Hill Police station. Needless to say they chased him down and nicked him. They complained that the bugger was going fast on the bike and about the running effort to get him!
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