tricks
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Reged: 17/05/2008
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Loc: Durham
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You know when you do something and you just know when you tell your other half your going to get growled at, well I’m in that situation. I know Gore is going to growled at me he finds this out!!!!! 
So I thought I would let him find out on here as he is always giggling when on here so he may just giggle at this..........I wish!
It’s my day of and like most women I started the house work, anyway when doing the kitchen I thought I would clean the oven inner doors as they were looking a bit dirty. Did the 1st (top little oven/grill) fine. Come to the main over I take the glass out and opps I slipped and drop the glass. Yes it smashed everywhere.
So I think let’s get on the phone to see if I can buy one from anywhere to fix the problem B4 4.30 if possible.....nope not that easy. The part needs to be ordered and its going to take about a week to come in.
Now the thing to remember I'm fine a few cuts but fine and being fine is more important than the cost.
Oh and its going to cost £60.00 for a foot square bit of glass 
Starting to run now or I might just go down to gores mums for a coffee when he gets in!
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DISGreece
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Reged: 26/01/2009
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Why worry? Just tell him he doesnt have to cook for a whole week!!!!! 
and that you've decided to put him on a salad diet to shed a few pounds, so he can get up those hills a bit faster...
Lucky Hound... what a considerate OH you've got!!!
(what's next on the list of household chores??)
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tricks
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Reged: 17/05/2008
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Loc: Durham
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THATS IT NO MORE...It’s just not my day for cleaning, I have just finished dealing with the kitchen floor after I tried to flood the bu77ed. I left a tap running and started to do something else totally forgetting about it until I notice the floor was turning into a swimming pool.
I have decided not to continue cleaning today for the houses safety! I’m that nice I’m leaving the lot for Gore to do on Saturday when I’m at work 
So I am now going to curl up on the sofa and read a book. hopefully I won’t get a paper cut from it.
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185nick
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Reged: 09/08/2007
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Here's what to do Trick's:
1) Pack bags before he gets home.
2) Have bikes ready to go too.
3) When he gets home don't let him in the house, tell him you've organised a surprise biking/camping trip for the whole week.
Then all you've got to worry about is what to tell your employers after not turning up for work for a week - suggestions anyone? 
Actually, just tell them the truth. They'll be understanding.
Edited by 185nick (16/06/2009 15:55)
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tricks
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Reged: 17/05/2008
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Loc: Durham
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Ok so here is my letter to my boss....
Hi boss man
Just to let you know I won’t be around for a week as I have to be a bike slave to my fella, I am about to take him on a camping week with the bikes as I have done everything but burn the house down, I have to somehow tell him this before he has chance to walk in the house or read the MBR forum of all the fcuk ups I have had today.
Yes it is true what they all say at work I am a wannabe blonde and I am more than sackless, I'm just trying to take after you as you are also a walking wreck and I don’t want to disappoint you (yes I am after something...I need some holidays in august)
Hopefully I will return a week today if not don’t worry as I will have won the lotto and will be a dirty millionaire. At this point I will have burned the house down to re-build.
Thank you
P.S Please don't sack me I don't think i'm safe being in a house alone for more than one day
How’s that?
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col
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Reged: 28/09/2008
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Loc: St Helens
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£60, You could buy a pair of shoes for that!
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gorehound
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Reged: 01/03/2008
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Loc: Happy valley rest home.
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NO COMMENT!
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I was a teenage werewolf!
andifalloffwithstyle!!!!!!
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pisspot
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Reged: 03/05/2009
Posts: 55
Loc: cornwall
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[****] are you ment to clean the oven
i thought the glass on ours had a dark brown tint.
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185nick
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That should work Tricks. Mind you, your boss might get the wrong idea at 'bike slave' though.
Too late though Gore knows
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Chiz
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Reged: 27/03/2008
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Loc: Newcastle upon Tyne
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Oh great, the new house has an aga (sp?), so it has six hobs and a mighty big pane of glass to cover them.
Our lass is clumsy as fcuk, she's bound to smash that to bits!! I've resorted to putting my 'prized' Bulmers pint glasses back in their box after I've finished with them to save them from her!!
Failing that she'll leave the gas on and blow the roof off!!
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greeneye
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Reged: 19/04/2008
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Loc: shitsville
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the fact that gore has already posted on this here thread suggests to me that he knows.
has anyone heard from tricks since gores 'NO COMMENT' post??
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185nick
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Quote:
the fact that gore has already posted on this here thread suggests to me that he knows.
has anyone heard from tricks since gores 'NO COMMENT' post??
Ummmm, good point. Do you think he's eaten her?
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DISGreece
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Reged: 26/01/2009
Posts: 2099
Loc: Greece
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and still no sign of either of them.... what could have happened????
TRICKS????? are you safe
GORE????? there are no bike trails in prison... dont do anything you'll regret....
count to 60 (quid) first... (it will give the poor lass a head start at least)
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greeneye
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Reged: 19/04/2008
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Loc: shitsville
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ive just realized that in the last month tricks has caused £925 worth of damage to the car and £60 damage to a cooker
by my reakoning thats £985 total.
is there a record your going for tricks?? you do realize that £985 could have been spent SHOPPING!!!!
just kidding tricks
tricks
triiiicks
hello
OMG
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gorehound
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Reged: 01/03/2008
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Loc: Happy valley rest home.
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£985 would have bought another bike!!!!!!!!!!!
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andifalloffwithstyle!!!!!!
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greeneye
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Reged: 19/04/2008
Posts: 5244
Loc: shitsville
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i know, what was she thinking????
i pm'd tricks yesterday gore, did she get it??
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DISGreece
Pooh-Bah
Reged: 26/01/2009
Posts: 2099
Loc: Greece
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£985 would have bought another bike!!!!!!!!!!!
There's still no sign of Tricks....
Surely she's worth more to you than another sub grand bike??? 
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tricks
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Reged: 17/05/2008
Posts: 1053
Loc: Durham
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I'm here missing a are and a leg after gore tried to eat me alive!!
£985 is only half of what I have cost gore over the past yr, he had to pay for a new clutch on the car 6 month ago so that was about £300.00 then the new mec and cassette on the bike as I don't change gears correctly and I killed mine. (oh and kicking it didn't help!)
All the others I'm not owning up to as he hasn't noticed yet!!!!!!!!
AND £1000 on a bike for me....please like I'm letting him get away with buying me something for a grand, He knows what he has to save up for my bike.
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Caution this b**ch bites!!!!
Hit list
VT1_Doc - Dreamteam my Ass!!!
DISGreece - you know why
Tango - vacant look (ha whatever)
Friends List
Trek - other half of the terrible T's
Mummy_Gore - She is just sssooo cool
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MTBLeague
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Reged: 23/05/2007
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Loc: What is normal?
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Still alive then, did he get indigestion with the arm and leg, looks like the car is costing about the same.
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tricks
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Reged: 17/05/2008
Posts: 1053
Loc: Durham
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Still alive then, did he get indigestion with the arm and leg, looks like the car is costing about the same.
Nah but he has a bad head from me kicking him in it with the other leg!
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Caution this b**ch bites!!!!
Hit list
VT1_Doc - Dreamteam my Ass!!!
DISGreece - you know why
Tango - vacant look (ha whatever)
Friends List
Trek - other half of the terrible T's
Mummy_Gore - She is just sssooo cool
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