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gtxxx
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Cheek!
      #33737 - 14/06/2009 22:04

Sitting in the canteen tonight at work and the phone was ringing. Some lass from a different ward picked it up and came over to me and said "someone from your ward wants to speak to you"
" To me" I says
" how do you know it's me he wants to speak to me"
"He want's to speak to the stocky bald one " she replies

Bloody cheek .



P.s At least he didn't ask for the fat bald one

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rb2000
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Re: Cheek! [Re: gtxxx]
      #33753 - 14/06/2009 23:25

PMSL

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MTBLeague
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Re: Cheek! [Re: rb2000]
      #33756 - 14/06/2009 23:38

And he could'nt have waited until you got back, impatient cheek!

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col
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Re: Cheek! [Re: MTBLeague]
      #33971 - 16/06/2009 17:27

We have someone at work we call chunk, from when a client asked to see " You know - the chunky one"

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fredmundo
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Re: Cheek! [Re: col]
      #33974 - 16/06/2009 17:37

The two best nicknames i've come across are;
Bullet, the guy had a bald head that was pointy.
Fingers, he'd lost a couple in a machinery accident.

The obvious ones are the best generally.

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greeneye
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Re: Cheek! [Re: col]
      #33988 - 16/06/2009 20:53

Quote:

We have someone at work we call chunk, from when a client asked to see " You know - the chunky one"




lol, we call our boss 'chunk' or 'fatty' and thats to his face.

i wont dare post the stuff we call him not to his face.

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pisspot
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Re: Cheek! [Re: greeneye]
      #33989 - 16/06/2009 21:02

im called he gutless wonder as i only havw half of mine left

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greeneye
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Re: Cheek! [Re: pisspot]
      #33992 - 16/06/2009 21:06

just out of interest pisspot, do you find that funny??

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