longmanlove
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I was riding home from work yesterday 40 miles  , and around the 20 mile mark my wife phoned me up just to let me know that the heaven's had opened up at home and were heading my way. God bless her
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Sir_Queuesalot
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I looked at the title and was expecting a hints and tips on how to!
Something like wiring the hair straighteners up to 500v or swapping the low fat cheese spread for the full fat version 
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longmanlove
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Or making her watch old starsky and hutch..... God i love that show 
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Sir_Queuesalot
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How about Kill Bill 1 & 2 back to back?
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longmanlove
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Yeah then finish her off with Saving private ryan 
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Sir_Queuesalot
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Oh yes!
Quality ending, for the 1st session that is!
Then might I suggest:-
28 Days later
28 Weeks later
Dog Soldiers (throw a quick werewolf film in, in between the zombie films)
Dawn of the Dead
Day of the Dead
Now that's beats Bridgette bloody Jones and a Chinese!
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pisspot
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i dont need any of that i just have to be there
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longmanlove
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Yeah "lets have some us time tonight, lets snuggle on the sofa with a bowl or Revells and watch a film that make's us feel sad". My wife once made me watch Titanic at the cinema ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!. Give me a 40 mile bike ride with the wind in your face, driver,s cutting you up, and pedestrian,s tutting any day..... still mustn't grumble the weekend has come woopy 
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Sir_Queuesalot
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Titanic?
At the cimena?
I'd rather shove wasps up my bum!
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longmanlove
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I'd rather shove wasp's up your bum, that's how badly Titanic has scarred me, if it wasn't for Kate Winslet baring all i'd never of gone....honest.
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Ben_Saville
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Kate Winslet actually baring all still wouldn't make me watch that film!
I always feel leathal weapon, Die Hard etc are always good films to watch with a loved one!
I made my wife sit through Indiana Jones (one of the originals) 3 times in a row.... we'd just got together and shortly after putting it on I'd fall asleep leaving her to watch it. Roll End credits, I wake up, and press play to watch the film again, forgetting I'd already played it once. As we'd not been together long, she didn't have the heart to tell me to stop the cycle!
She has since got her own back with films like... Dirty Dancing (I was excited by the title... then very dissapointed!) and The Notebook!
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longmanlove
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I told my missus that 'Boogie nights' was about disco dancing, boy was she in for a shock.
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Ben_Saville
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I told her we were going shopping then took her to see Sin City!
She still has nightmares about 'That Orange Man!'
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MTBLeague
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Quote:
I told my missus that 'Boogie nights' was about disco dancing, boy was she in for a shock.
Like the end of crying game! a smaller surprise there then!
Sin city, was the baddie not Yellow, the colour has not gone wrong on my telly yet?
Torturing for Mrs League would be :- All Terminator films
All, Si-Fi & quite a bit of violance, last but not least anything mountain bikey!
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col
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Loc: St Helens
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Yes, any mtb dvd, or just turn off emmerdale.
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greeneye
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very funny thread this one.
i feel your sorrow ben, my wife likes dirty dancing to and i do mean the movie!!
she also likes the full monty again i mean the movie and frickin top gun ARGHHHHHHH!!! the worst ever!
longmanlove, i have just realized your name is long man love and you wanna shove wasps up sir_qu's bum.
thats all i have to say about that.
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gtxxx
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Reged: 11/03/2008
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Loc: Scottish Borders
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It's Grease for me..
"I got chills" It's me that gets the fcuking chills mate.
GT
P.S they just know when best to strike to ruin your day, dont they.
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fsr_si
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Reged: 12/06/2009
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After being married ten years the Mrs sounds just like white noise, just learn to ignore them then once again life will be bliss.
1st post by the way so Hi...
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gorehound
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As far as torture goes I find electricity and water effective.
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Sir_Queuesalot
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Hi Si,
WTTF.
Oh and Gra, The only person shoving wasps up my bum will be me to take away the thought of Bridgette poxy Jones and he pointless pathetic diary.
End of rant!
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